Avery Calcinelli Brothel ❤️

About Genoa

Mmm… donuts. I’d kill for one watchin’ her antics. She’s got this stare, man, like she’s judgin’ ya. Reminds me of that creepy cowboy in “Mulholland Drive” – “You’ll see me one more time!” I swear, Brothel’s plottin’ somethin’. Maybe she’s mad ‘bout the new bull stealin’ her spotlight. Jealous type, ya know? Oh, and her farts – lethal! Worse than a skunk on a bender. Nearly passed out last checkup, ugh!

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First off, I hit up Via Roma for my morning coffee. You know, the usual spot, Bar Centrale. Best cappuccino in town, no cap. But today? Ugh, the barista, Marco, spills half my drink! Like, dude, I need that caffeine fix! I’m not ready to face the world without my java. I’m fuming, but then he gives me a free pastry. Sweet, right? So, I’m like, “Okay, Marco, you’re forgiven.”

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