Aria Camaiore Whore ❤️❤️

About Naples

Eat my shorts! Yo, dude, lemme tell ya bout whores, man, it’s wild! Like, in “Mad Max: Fury Road,” they’re all badass and scrappy, right? “What a day, what a lovely day!” – that’s me screamin when I think bout these chicks hustlin in the wasteland. Whores ain’t just some lame hookers, nah, they got stories, bro! Like, back in old times, some whores were legit spies – sneaky as hell, stealin secrets while dudes were droolin. Ain’t that nuts?

Things to do

So, I’m back at the café, feeling defeated. I pour myself a shot of espresso, and just as I’m about to drown my sorrows, this old dude walks in. He’s a regular, always orders a macchiato. But today, he’s got a story. Apparently, he used to live on Via della Repubblica back in the day. He starts telling me about how Camaiore was all fields and farms, not the tourist trap it is now. I’m like, “Dude, that’s cool!”

Osteria Candalla: Tuscan tradition, an old mill springs, waterfalls and banana trees