Lauren Carnate Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Florence

So, whore—oldest job, yeah? Factoid for ya: Babylonians had temple gals, sacred tarts, shagging for the gods—*pro bono publico*, if you will! Mental, right? Imagine that gig—prayers and a quickie, no taxman involved. Got me chuckling, picturing some toga-clad geezer fumbling his sesterces. But it ain’t all laughs—makes me mad too, how folk judge. Who’s the real villain, eh? The lass on the corner or the posh twit sneering from his Bentley? Hypocrisy—*odium in excelsis*—winds me right up!

Origin of Carnate

Carnate definition: Invested with, or embodied in, flesh.

By the time I get home, I’m beat. I flop on my couch, thinking about all the craziness. Carnate is wild, man. One minute you’re saving a cat, the next you’re wrestling a ferret. But you know what? I wouldn’t trade it for anything. This city, with its charming streets and quirky pets, keeps me on my toes.

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