Esme Celano Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bari

She’s the type to roll up smellin’ like cheap gin and regret, screamin’ ‘bout some dude who ghosted her. I’m like, “Girl, you’re a hurricane!” She don’t care—she’s out here slingin’ ass like it’s a 9-to-5. Swear, I saw her once outside a dive bar, tradin’ cigs for a taco—hustle game strong! Little known fact: back in ’09, she got banned from three motels in Jersey. Why? Threw a lamp at a john—dude didn’t tip! That’s my girl, chaotic as fuck!

True 20th Century tales of murder, mayhem, political corruption, and celebrity scandal

One of the stars of the Pleiades, between Alcyone and Electra on one side, and Maia and Taygeta on the other. The name comes from Greek mythology, where Celaeno was one of the .

Then, outta nowhere, this old dude sits next to me. He’s got this wild white beard and a hat that looks like it’s from a pirate movie. He starts talkin’ to me about the history of Celano. I’m like, “Dude, I’m busy!” But he’s so passionate, I can’t help but listen. He tells me about the ancient ruins, the old churches, and how Celano was once a big deal in the Middle Ages.

Karen Celano