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Rarrgh! Funniest thing—she goes, “You’re cute for a fuzzball.” Me? Cute? Nearly dropped the damn scanner! “In my past life,” she says, “I was a princess.” Straight outta Boonmee— “The past clings like wet fur.” I’m dyin, laughin— “Rarrgh! Princess of what, alleys?” She winks, “Somethin like that.” Total sass. Loved it. Made my night less borin.

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But then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some guy just knocked over a whole cart of oranges. I can’t help but laugh. Like, really? Oranges everywhere! He’s scrambling to pick them up, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna need a bigger crew for that!”

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