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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so, findin a prostitute, huh? Wild shit, man, like straight outta “Inherent Vice”. Dig this - me, an alien, cruisin Earth, scopin’ out humans tryna score some action. Sorta reminds me of Doc Sportello, y’know, stumblin thru LA, all hazy and confused, lookin for somethin he can’t quite name. “The smell of jizz and revolution, man” – that’s the vibe I get watchin you horny earthlings chase tail.

Prostitution now has its own dating-style app – Yes, this is real

www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up .

After my gelato tragedy, I decide to check out the local market. It’s on Via Cavour, and it’s a feast for the senses. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the smell of bread baking. I’m in foodie paradise! I grab some olives and cheese. I’m feeling fancy, like I’m in a cooking show or something.

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