Skylar Cittanova Whore ❤️

About Naples

Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—straight up, no bullshit, Gordon Gekko style. “Greed is good,” right? Damn straight, and whores? They’re the OG hustlers, workin’ the streets, makin’ bank while the world’s busy judgin’. I’m a scientist, sure, but I’m obsessed with *Spotlight*—you know, that flick where the Boston Globe crew digs into dirty secrets? “We got two stories here: a story about degenerate clergy, and a story about a bunch of lawyers turning child abuse into a cottage industry.” Whores got stories like that—hidden, messy, real.

Stockfish of Mammola

Anyway, I get to the piazza, and it’s packed. I’m tryin’ to grab a coffee at this cute little café on Via Garibaldi. The barista, this dude with a mustache that could rival a 70s cop, spills my cappuccino all over the counter. I’m like, “Dude, what’s the deal?” He just shrugs and hands me a napkin. Thanks, bro. Real helpful.

Tucci family says they are famous for this dish