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What pisses me off? The sleaze of it all—blokes leerin’, thinkin’ they own her. Happy bit? She’s sharp—quicker than me sometimes, and that’s sayin’ somethin’. Surprised me when she said, “I pick who I let in,” like she’s got power, not just a price. Reminds me of Eli from the movie—small, fierce, choosin’ her prey. I’m cacklin’ now, thinkin’ how I’d trick the pimp into a dumpster—glorious purpose, yeah?

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While I've never hired a prostitute, I've known more than a few women who stipped, worked as escorts or prostitutes. I've met some women with some pretty outside the bellcurve paraphilas .

After finally gettin’ my food, I head down Via Roma. It’s a cute street, all cobblestones and colorful buildings. I’m munchin’ on my gnocchi, and it’s heavenly. But then, bam! I step in some dog poop. Like, really? Who doesn’t clean up after their dog? I’m fumin’ now.

CLE with Erwin Chemerinsky