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About Naples

Lemme tell ya somethin’ little-known—back in the ‘70s, there was this whore in Brooklyn, swear to God, they called her “Red Rosie,” ‘cause she’d dye her hair with Kool-Aid packets she stole from the corner store. True story! She’d hustle the cops—yeah, the friggin’ pigs—and slip ‘em fake names, laughin’ all raspy like me, “Catch me if ya can, suckers!” Got away every time ‘til some snitch ratted her out. Ballsy as hell, right? Reminds me of Mia dancin’ in that abandoned flat— “What’s your problem, huh?”—that’s what Rosie’d say, spittin’ in their faces.

What to see in Colle di Val d'Elsa

After my caffeine disaster, I decide to hit up the main square, Piazza della Libertà. It’s buzzing with life. Street performers, kids running around, and the sun shining down like it’s trying to give me a tan. I’m feeling good, ya know? But then, I see this guy trying to sell these weird-looking trinkets. Like, who buys that stuff? I mean, I get it, support local artists and all, but c’mon.

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