Chloe Crema Whore ❤️

About Milan

What pisses me off? Clients actin’ all high ‘n mighty, like I’m the bad guy. “Oh, Joker, my roof’s gone, pay up!” Yeah, ‘cause ya built it outta straw, genius! Whore’s in their stupidity, I swear. But what gets me happy? When I outsmart ‘em—deny a claim ‘cause they forgot to read page 47, paragraph 3. HA! *“You think you’re free?”* Nope, not from me, suckers!

Crema e Aroma Beans

Ok here it is per my mother very underwhelming The Famous Whore Dip Recipe: 1 can refried beans 1 package cream cheese 1 can diced green.

Man, what a day! I woke up in Crema, and let me tell ya, it was a rollercoaster. First off, I’m not even a morning person, but the sun was blasting through my window like it was trying to wake the dead. I rolled outta bed, tripped over my own shoes (classic), and thought, “Today’s gonna be wild.”

Access v. Abuse: Crema Coffee in San Jose closes due to ADA lawsuit