Mia Florence Whore ❤️

About Naples

Oh, and the lingo – cracks me up! “Full service,” “GFE” – girlfriend experience, mate – it’s like a secret code. Feels like I’m spyin’ on a hidden tribe. Ever tried it? Nah, me neither, but I’m nosy as fuck. Reckon it’s like orderin’ takeaway – pick what ya fancy, no faff. Bit mad, bit genius. “The earth turns, silent and slow” – that’s from the film, and it’s how I see it. Escorts keep spinnin’ their world, quiet but bold, while we’re all just watchin’.

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Florence has outlawed street prostitution within its city limits, enforcing fines of up to euro or three months’ imprisonment.

First stop: breakfast. I hit up this little café on Via dei Neri. The croissants? OMG, they were like little clouds of buttery heaven. I swear, I could’ve eaten a dozen. But I didn’t. I had to save room for gelato later, duh. So, I grabbed my cappuccino, and I’m sitting there, soaking in the vibe. The locals are chatting, and I’m just trying to figure out if I can blend in. Spoiler: I can’t. My Italian is like a toddler trying to speak.

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