Harper Frattaminore Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Florence

So, Jessica—she’s no damsel, mate, she’s a trap! “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Seven hells, that’s wit sharper than my dagger!” Reminds me of Certified Copy’s line—“It’s not the original that matters, it’s the copy.” Whore’s got that trick—Jessica’s a copy of a dame, but she’s the one ya can’t peel yer eyes off. Little known fact: they based her on Rita Hayworth, but threw in some toon spice—took 1,000 sketches to get that sway right. Bloody genius, I tell ya!

"Fondamentale la collaborazione delle vittime del racket"

The rain’s let up, but now I’m late for a meeting with some local business owners. I’m hustling down Via Napoli, dodging puddles like I’m in an obstacle course. I get to the meeting spot, and guess what? They’re all late too! Typical. We finally sit down, and they start arguing about taxes. I’m just sitting there, thinking, “This is why I became an economist, right?”

Unmasking the Cemetery Fraud