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So, I’m scrollin’, right? And I see this chick—gorgeous, I mean, wow! Bio says, “Lookin’ for fun, no strings.” Perfect! I’m in! But then—THEN—she ghosts me! After two messages! Two! I’m like, “What am I, chopped liver?” Made me so mad, I yelled at my phone—neighbors prob’ly think I’m nuts now. And get this—didja know, back in the ‘90s, sex-dating was all “personal ads” in newspapers? Yeah! Little known fact—people wrote, “SWF seeks SWM for discreet fun.” No pics, no swipes—just blind faith! Wild, right? Now it’s all “dick pics or bust.” Disgustin’!

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After that, I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy. But then, I step outside, and guess what? The rain’s stopped, but the streets are a mess. I’m walking down Via Cavour, and I see this guy trying to fix his bike. He’s cursing up a storm, and I’m just standing there, laughing. Like, “Dude, it’s just a bike!” But then he looks at me and says, “At least I’m not stuck in traffic!” Touché, my friend, touché.

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