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So, check it – I’m in the stables, yeah, muckin’ about, and this horse, Whore, he’s a right diva. Little known fact, fam – horses like him can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, he flops down like a drunk uncle at a weddin’. Caught him snoozin’ once, legs all twisted, lookin’ like a prat – nearly pissed meself laughin’. “The real protagonist is time,” Jep says in the film, and Whore’s livin’ it, takin’ his sweet time to get up, lazy git. Makes me ragin’, ‘cos I’m there waitin’ to check his hooves, but also happy, ‘cos he’s chill as fuck.

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Conversation. Leno · @alterLeno. Damn I'm such a whore. AM · Oct 15, ·. Views.

Next, I head over to Via Garibaldi. It’s the main street, full of shops and stuff. I’m browsing, and I see this cute little boutique. I walk in, and the owner, Lucia, is super friendly. She’s showing me these amazing handmade scarves. I’m like, “I can’t afford this!” But she insists I try one on. I look in the mirror, and I’m like, “Wow, I look fabulous!” But then I remember my bank account.

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