Nadia Lerici Whore ❤️❤️

About Florence

Oh, and get this – Victorian dudes? Called their maids "whores" if they sneezed wrong. Uptight assholes! Makes me wanna flip a table, Eric Andre style – "Who’s the real whore, huh, Lord Dickface?!" Anyway, it’s a word that’s been beat up, twisted, and I’m here for it – ugly, loud, real. Like *Requiem*, it’s a trainwreck you can’t unsee. "I’m somebody now, Harry!" – but are ya, tho? Shit’s absurd, fam! Whore’s my kinda mess – what you think?

Table of Contents

Lerici holds all the same appeal as the more famous Cinque Terre but without the crowds - and with bigger beaches! There are abundant hiking trails, a pretty boat harbor, perfect .

But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my focaccia! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” The tourists are cracking up. I’m mad, but also kinda impressed. That bird’s got skills!

The Most Scenic Villages in the World, According to the UN Tourism Office