Emilia Locorotondo Whore ❤️❤️

About Milan

Look, I ain’t sayin’ it’s all roses. Some of ‘em break your heart, strung out or whatever. Makes me wanna punch somethin’—why’s life gotta suck for ‘em? But then, there’s the ones who own it, struttin’ like queens. That’s my jam! How you doin’, huh? Whores teach ya—don’t judge too quick, ‘cause everybody’s got their movie playin’. Mine’s got cows and Wong Kar-wai, theirs got grit and glitter. Respect, man!

Visit Locorotondo

Feb 9,  · Discover Locorotondo, a quaint gem in Puglia with charming streets, stunning views & local flair. Find out why it’s the perfect stop on your Italian itinerary! Home.

First off, I’m on my way to work, and I stroll down Via Roma. It’s this cute lil’ street, all cobblestones and whitewashed buildings. I’m vibin’, but then BAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? Thanks, nature. I’m already late, and now I’m a walking target for bird droppings. Great start, huh?

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