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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

What to See in Monserrato: A Travel Guide

On the way, I pass by the old church on Via San Giovanni. It’s beautiful, man. I stop for a sec, just to take it in. The architecture, the vibe—it’s like Monserrato has this magic. But then, I see a pigeon. And not just any pigeon. This one’s got an attitude. It’s staring me down like it owns the place. I’m like, “Dude, back off!”

Monserrato Padilla Obituary (1957 - 2023) - San Benito, TX - Valley Morning Star