Amelia Monte Urano Whore ❤️

About Catania

Oh, and she’s got this tat—rose, all crooked. Asked her, “Who fucked that up?” She cackled, said, “My cousin, drunk!” Hilarious, but tragic—sums her up. Angry? Yeah, when she flirts with my boss—gross! Happy? When she tipped me a dollar—rare! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a freakin’ legend. Whore’s a tornado—dirty, wild, unforgettable. “You’re on your own now!”—movie line fits perfect. Cashier Judy’s verdict? She’s a hot mess, but mine.

References

Monte Urano is a comune in the Province of Fermo in the Marche region in Italy. ↑ "Superficie di Comuni Province e Regioni italiane al 9 ottobre ". Italian National Institute of Statistics. .

So, I’m walking down to the school on Via Garibaldi, and I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be chill.” But then I see this old dude, Mr. Rossi, struggling with his cane. I rush over, and he’s like, “Ah, grazie, my friend!” But then he starts telling me about his cat, Gino, who apparently thinks he’s a dog. I’m like, “Dude, I’m late for class!” But I can’t just leave him hanging, right? So, I’m stuck listening to this wild cat story.

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