Zoey Monteforte D Alpone Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Florence

I’m tryin’ to channel *Almost Famous* vibes—y’know, “It’s all happening!”—but it’s chaos! She’s quotin’ prices—50 bucks for this, 100 for that—and I’m like, “That’s what she said!” every time, ‘cause I’m an idiot. She rolls her eyes—fair. But then she softens, “You’re weird, but kinda cute.” I’m shocked—me? Cute? “I’m incorrigible!” I yell, quotin’ Penny Lane—total dork move. She’s confused, “What’s that mean?” I’m like, “Uh, awesome?”

Events in Monteforte

I'm soaking up the atmosphere in Scanzo-Rosciate and find-a-prostitute is nifty! I can't stop thinking about you. Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge and Striptease complement each other .

After the dive, we’re all pumped. We head back to Monteforte, and I’m starving. We stop at this little trattoria on Via della Libertà. I order the biggest plate of pasta. I’m talking, like, a mountain of carbs. It’s glorious!

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