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Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! I’m an ichthyologist, dig? Fish are my bag, but sex-dating? Groovy twist! Picture this: humans swimmin’ in lusty waters, like fish in a freaky shoal. Saw this bird on a sex-dating app, profile said “loves cod”—I’m hooked, baby! Thought, “She’s a catch!” But nah, she ghosted—left me gutted like a trout. Reminds me of *Her*—that flick’s my jam. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” Spike says. Sex-dating’s the same, yeah? All these cats spinnin’ yarns to shag.

Guide to visit Montevarchi

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Next, I head to the old town, you know, where the medieval vibes hit you. I’m walking past the Palazzo del Podestà, and I can’t help but think about how many stories those walls have seen. It’s kinda inspiring, right? But then I see a pigeon. And not just any pigeon. This dude is strutting like he owns the place. I’m like, “Chill, bro, you’re not the mayor.”

Entry list: Italian Championship RD3 – Montevarchi