Ellie Nardo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Palermo

I freakin’ love wheat, tho, don’t get me wrong. Makes me happy as hell when I see them stalks standin’ tall, like soldiers ready to kick ass. Reminds me of that line, “The rush of battle is a potent drug,” ‘cept it’s the rush of harvestin’ that gets me goin’! But when it fails? Oh man, I’m pissed—PISSED! Like, last year, I saw this field, right? Total whore move—half of it just up and died! Fungus got it, little known fact: wheat’s a magnet for that crap, rust and smut, sounds like a damn strip club, huh? Respect my authoritah, I know this stuff!

NEFARIOUS. (Nardo Wick)

I decide to take a walk down Via Roma. The shops are cute, and the vibe is chill. I pop into a little boutique. The owner’s super friendly, and we chat about local art. I’m feeling inspired again. Maybe I can incorporate some local flair into the pitch?

Joseph Nardo named new exec chef at The Inn at Stonecliffe