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Ooh, here’s a wild story—Victorian era, this one chick, Lola Montez, dancer-whore-spy, legit seduced a king and started a riot! Freakin’ chaos! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ swamp juice, thinkin’, “Dang, that’s hardcore!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s too juicy not to hype up! Whores got layers, man, like onions—or my banjo strings!

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Pianillo is a stunning new eatery located on Guilford Street, in the heart of Chertsey. Thanks to its elegant interiors, diners can take advantage of the luxury feel of Mayfair without.

I’m walking down the cobblestone streets, and it’s all picturesque. You know, the kinda place where you expect to see a couple of old folks sipping espresso at a café. But nah, today it’s chaos. I’m talking about kids running around, scooters zooming past, and a dog that looks like it’s plotting world domination.

'Exquisite' Surrey restaurant that has best ambience and value with incredible OpenTable reviews