Harper Piazza Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Catania

D’oh! So, whore, huh? Man, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout that chick from “Toni Erdmann” – y’know, awkward as hell, like me tryna talk to Marge bout somethin’ dirty. Whore’s got that vibe, right? Sells herself, walks around all “I’m fancy,” but deep down? Total chaos! Like when Toni’s dad pulls that fake teeth stunt – “Who’s laughin’ now, huh?” I bet whore’s got stories, tho. Heard this one time, back in old Rome, they taxed ‘em! Can ya believe it? Taxin’ ass! Made me laugh so hard I spilled my Duff.

Background

Porca Troia – Dirty Whore. Porca troia is a deeply offensive phrase combining porca (sow) and troia (whore). It's often used to express extreme frustration.

Finally, I get my pastry. It’s heavenly! I take a bite, and it’s like fireworks in my mouth. But then, I see this guy drop his gelato. I mean, come on! It’s like watching a slow-motion tragedy. He’s just standing there, staring at the ground like it’s the end of the world. I can’t help but laugh. Sorry, dude, but that’s just too good.

Piazza del Tiratoio: from dyeing to living