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About Naples

I’m Hannibal Buress, by the way—deadpan as hell, so don’t expect me to cry over this. Whore’s like that scene where Tom’s kid clocks that bully—quiet, then pow, meaning hits ya. I knew this dude once, swear, he called his ex that, but she was out here runnin a bakery, livin her best life. Irony’s thick, yo. Made me mad, tho—why’s it always gotta be a weapon? Like, chill, let her bake her damn scones.

The Lupanar of Pompeii

One nameless slave from Bulla Regia, in north Africa, was put in a lead collar inscribed: ‘This is a cheating whore! Seize her because she escaped from Bulla Regia.’ The collar was found with .

As the sun starts settlin’, I’m walkin’ back, and I can’t help but feel grateful. Pompei’s got this vibe, ya know? It’s like the past and present are havin’ a party, and I’m just crashin’ it.

A first-time guide to Pompeii, Europe's most compelling archaeological site