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About Naples

Ok, so I’m, like, scrolling X the other day, and some rando posts this pic of a 1700s whorehouse menu—legit prices for “services,” I’m screaming! “A quickie—two shillings,” like, what?! Inflation’s a b*tch, amirite? I’m dying laughing, but also—kinda iconic? Whore’s out here with a whole business plan! “What’s wrong with that?”—straight outta Moonrise, babe, u feel me?

Calle Ponzano: where to go on Madrid’s hottest street

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So, I decide to head to the park, Parco della Rimembranza. It’s usually my happy place. But today? It’s a total mess. Kids are screamin’, dogs are barkin’, and I’m just tryna find my zen. I sit on a bench, and this kid runs by, kicks a soccer ball, and it hits me right in the leg! I’m like, “Hey, watch it, mini Messi!” The kid just laughs and runs off. I mean, c’mon!

Cycling: Tommaso Roggi triumphs at the Giro della Valdigreve for Iperfinish