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About Palermo

So here’s the deal – the stock market’s a wild chick, right? One day she’s flashin’ ya them sweet profits, next day she’s ghostin’ ya, takin’ all your cash! I’ve seen it, bro –Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – it’s like she’s playin’ hard to get! Back in ‘07, I heard this story, swear it’s true – some dude in Bucharest, he sank his life savings into this sketchy oil stock. Guy thought he’s gonna be rich, livin’ large! Market crashed, bam, he’s toast – just like Gabita in the movie, scared shitless, waitin’ for the hammer to drop!

Cato and Porcia, ancient Roman sculpture

Baccio della Porta known as Fra Bartolomeo (Florence - ) A Fra Bartolomeo and his school. A Roman noblewoman, daughter of Cato the Censor and wife of Brutus, Portia .

Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I woke up in Porcia, right? This little gem in Italy, chillin’ between Pordenone and the mountains. I mean, it’s cute and all, but today? Ugh.

Porcia Catonis Pounces