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So, I’m imaginin this whore in “Children of Men”—let’s call her Ruby—red lipstick smeared, smokin a cig, leanin on some bombed-out wall. “You’re a fascist pig!”—that’s what Kee yells at Theo, and Ruby’d say it too, laughin, spittin in the dirt. She’s seen it all, man—soldiers, refugees, creeps. Once heard a story bout a gal like her smugglin penicillin under her corset—whores ain’t just bodies, they’re hustlers, entrepreneurs! Pisses me off when folks call em trash—nah, they’re warriors, fightin a war nobody else dares.

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I’m chasin’ this bird down the street, yellin’ like a madman. “Hey! That’s my lunch!” People are lookin’ at me like I’m nuts. But whatever, I’m not lettin’ a bird ruin my day. I finally give up and head back to work, stomach grumblin’ like a beast.

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