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About Rome

Hmm… so anyhoo, I’m all emotional bout this—makes me happy seein em outsmart the system, like, “You don’t own me, ya bastards!” Kinda like Aldo Raine yellin, “We’re in the killin Nazi business!”—whores are in the survivin bizness, ya feel? This one time, I read bout a gal—17th century, total badass—ran a whole brothel, fooled the cops, made bank! Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just… ya know, laid there. Nope! She was scalpin fools left n right—well, not really, but ya get it! Hee-hee, marge’s mind’s racin now!

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Comedian Billy Procida hosts weekly conversations on everything you're not allowed to talk about on Slack. It's like Sex and the City meets Howard Stern if he minored in gender studies. .

So, I’m walkin’ down Via Roma, and I see this old guy, right? He’s sittin’ there, sellin’ fresh fish. The smell hits ya like a brick wall. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, how do you do this every day?” But then, I see him pull out this massive fish, like, bigger than my arm! I’m like, “Whoa, that’s a whopper!” He just laughs and says, “You should see the ones I throw back!” Classic.

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