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Lemme hit you with somethin’—in medieval times, whores had guilds, legit unions! Blows my mind, organized as hell, payin’ taxes while knights were out slayin’ dragons. Bet they had better stories than me at the OVO Fest, swear. Makes me happy, tho, ‘cause they owned it. Power move. I’m like, “You do you, boo!” Then I get surprised—dictionary says "whore" can mean obsession too, like “attention whore.” Didn’t see that comin’, had me shook for a sec.

Progreso Escort

Title: A Harlot's Progress, Plate 2. Artist: William Hogarth (British, London – London) Date: before April Medium: Etching and engraving; first state of four. Dimensions: sheet: .

Finally, we get back to the school. I’m exhausted. I need that cornetto NOW. But wait, there’s more! Next up is Sofia. Sweet girl, but she’s got the attention span of a goldfish. We’re driving down Via Mazzini, and she’s just staring at the buildings. “Sofia, focus!” I shout. She jumps, nearly swerves into a lamppost. “Sorry, I just love the architecture!”

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