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About Milan

Hola, dahling! I’m Edna Mode – no capes! So, prostitutes, huh? Been thinkin bout this one. Watched *Brokeback Mountain* last night—those cowboys, ugh, raw passion! Reminds me of a hooker I knew, Sally. Worked downtown, all sass, no bullshit. “I wish I could quit you,” she’d say, laughin, to her pimp. Total drama queen, that one.

Abbey of Sant’Antimo near Montalcino where you can hear Gregorian chant

Sant'Antimo Abbey is a slice of Tuscan heaven that'll make you feel like you've stepped right into a medieval painting. I mean, picture this: a stunning Romanesque church rising up from rolling .

I start my day’s work, floatin’ down the river, and it’s peaceful. The sound of the water, the birds chirpin’—it’s like a scene from a movie. But then, outta nowhere, this boat zooms past me. Like, seriously? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my day! The waves hit my raft, and I almost spill my lunch. I’m yellin’ at the guy, “Hey! Slow down, man!” But he just waves and keeps goin’. Rude, right?

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