Valentina Santa Maria A Monte Whore ❤️

About Rome

Hmm… gotta admit, tho, she’s got guts. Takes a lotta nerve to be *that* bold in Springfield. Kinda admire it, even if she’s a total pain in my apron! Whattya think, huh? She’s a stove fire waitin’ to happen – hot, messy, and a lil dangerous! Oh geez, now I’m ramblin’ – typical Marge! Whore’s a riot, tho, keeps things spicy ‘round here!

English Version 2

So, I’m walking down Via Garibaldi, right? And I see this old dude, probably 80, riding a bike like he’s in the Tour de France. I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re gonna break a hip!” But he just zooms past me, laughing. I mean, I love the energy, but come on!

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