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Like, literally, brothels are wild, right? I’m totes obsessed with “Zero Dark Thirty,” that Kathryn Bigelow vibe—gritty, intense, real. So, picture this: a brothel, all shady and secretive, like hunting bin Laden, ya know? “We’re going in hot,” I’d say, but it’s not CIA stuff—it’s sex workers runnin’ the show! I’m, like, all about self-determination, so these girls choosing their hustle? Kinda badass. Makes me happy, like, for real.

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Meet the beautiful ladies at Sagebrush Ranch.

Then, I decide to grab some gelato at Gelateria La Dolce Vita. Best gelato in town, no cap. I get my usual—pistachio and stracciatella. I’m in heaven, right? But then, I see this old lady struggling with her groceries on Via San Giovanni. So, I’m like, “I gotta help her.” I drop my gelato (NOOO!) and rush over.

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