Lydia Santorso Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Florence

Here’s a quirky bit—ever know whores used to wear red shoes? Like, medieval times, secret code! Cracks me up thinkin’ they’re struttin’, red heels clickin’, while I’m over here in my boots, sippin’ sweet tea. Oh, and get this—I’d bet my left nut some preacher’s wife was jealous, watchin’ ‘em prance. Hah! “Bin Laden’s dead!” vibes—whores outlast the haters, y’all.

Postcard Campanile di Sant'orso Aosta Italy

Sant'Orsola in Venice between & The London cockney lass Nell Gwyn (), Pretty Little Nelly, or the 'Protestant Whore' (her.

She’s super grateful, and we start chatting. Turns out, she’s lived in Santorso her whole life. She tells me stories about the old days, when the streets were all cobblestone and the town was way smaller. I’m like, “Wow, that’s kinda cool.” But then, she starts talking about her cat, and I zone out. Cats, man. Not my thing.

Richard Santorso Obituary (2024) - Bristol, CT - The Bristol Press