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About Naples

So, last week, I’m out, tryna find a prostitute, right? This chick, she’s leanin’ on a lamppost, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Oi, love, you workin’?” She smirks, all sassy, “What’s it to ya?” Made me laugh, that did—proper cheeky! Got me thinkin’ bout Haneke’s line, “It’s not about the punishment.” Nah, mate, it’s about the game, the chase, the vibe. Dr. Evil in me’s cacklin’, pinky up, “One million dollars,” like I’m buyin’ her soul or summat.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

After that, I take a breather outside. The view of the Adriatic is killer. You can see the waves crashin’ against the rocks. Makes ya forget the craziness for a sec. But then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and it’s a delivery truck that just backed into a lamppost on Via Roma. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop my sausage!

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