Claire Soccavo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

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Then, boom! The door swings open, and in walks this group of tourists. They’re loud, like, “Hey, we’re in Italy! Let’s get wild!” They start ordering all these fancy cocktails. I’m just tryin’ to keep up. One lady wants a spritz, but she’s like, “Make it with prosecco from the best vineyard!” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m in Soccavo, not a vineyard tour!”

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