Ada Sortino Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—back in the day, some gals got called “whore” just for wearin’ red! Red! Can ya believe that nonsense? I’d be sunk—red’s my color, y’all! Wore it in *9 to 5* and didn’t blink. Makes me mad as a wet hen, thinkin’ folks’d tag me for struttin’ my stuff. But then I laugh, ‘cause I’d just wink and say, “Well, I’m a whore with a heart o’ gold, sugar!”

Definition

What is the Sortino ratio? The Sortino ratio is a statistical tool that takes into account the downside risk. This ratio does not consider the volatility of an investment.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from it. So, I wake up in Sortino, right? This little gem in Sicily. The sun’s blasting through my window, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be epic!” Spoiler alert: it was, but not in the way I thought.

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