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Hey babe, it’s me, Tay-Tay, your fave financial advisor slash storyteller! So, let’s spill the tea bout this “whore” situ—wait, did you mean “hoard” like cash stash or somethin? OMG, I’m assumin’ you meant “whore” like the gritty, messy vibe, not some Wall Street term, right? Alright, let’s roll with it, hun—grab your popcorn, ‘cause I’m divin’ into this like it’s a twisted lyric from my vault tracks!

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Herod (Paul Groves) is infatuated with Salome (Melanie Henley Heyn) in the Spoleto production of Strauss' opera.

Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out. Just poof! Lights off, registers down. I’m standing there like a deer in headlights. The old guy? Still talking! I’m thinking, “Bro, we’re in the dark here!” So, I grab my phone, turn on the flashlight, and keep scanning. People are laughing, but I’m sweating bullets.

Spoleto Festival's 'Ruinous Gods' succeeds by mythologizing the trauma of forced migration