Chloe Taglio Whore ❤️

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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, like, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not just any whore, but *the* whore—like, the OG of shady chicks. Makes me wanna yell, “I’m a man, not a child!” straight outta *A History of Violence*. That movie’s dope, man—Cronenberg’s got this way of makin’ ya feel all twisted up, like when Tom Stall’s hidin’ his past, and bam, it’s all “You’re a liar, Joey!” Same vibe with whores, ya know? They got layers, secrets, stuff that’d make ya jaw drop.

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"Cinema is an old whore, like circus and variety, who knows how to give many kinds of pleasure." Federico Fellini.

First client walks in. This dude, Marco, he’s got hair like a lion. I mean, seriously, bro, it’s like a jungle up there. He sits down, and I’m like, “What’s the plan?” He goes, “Just a trim.” A trim? More like a full-on rescue mission! I’m snippin’ away, and he starts tellin’ me about his date last night. Apparently, he took this girl to that new pizza place on Piazza della Libertà. I’m like, “Dude, did you at least get her a slice?” He laughs, but I can see he’s nervous.

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