Audrey Torremaggiore Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

Once, she spilled wine at the office party—red stain on my best shirt! I was fumin’, voice boomin’ like, “Whore, you owe me dry cleanin’!” She just winked, said, “Add it to my tab, Freeman.” Cheeky lil’—ugh, I couldn’t stay mad. That’s her, tho—infuriatin’, lovable, a walkin’ disaster flick. Like *Melancholia*, she’s got this pull—beautiful, doomed, and you can’t look away. Makes me wonder, man, am I managin’ her or just along for the ride? Shit’s wild.

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Whore Italy, Mistress, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Kissing if good Nardo · Santa-Margherita-Ligure · Fermo · Battipaglia · Torremaggiore · Verdellino.

By noon, I’m starving. I decide to grab a slice of pizza from my fave spot, Pizzeria Da Michele. Best pizza in town, no cap! I’m munching on my margherita, and it hits me—this place is beautiful. The streets, the vibe, the people. Torremaggiore is like a hidden gem. But then, I see this guy on Via Cavour, yelling at his car. Like, dude, it’s a car, not your ex! 😂

"About 20 hectares of tomatoes damaged by hail, 75 more to harvest."