Mari Uta Whore ❤️❤️

About Bari

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So, sex escorts, right? I’m talkin’ real fancy ladies – or guys, whateva floats ya boat – who get paid to, y’know, “hang out.” Nasally snort. I mean, I ain’t judgin’, live and let live, but sometimes I’m like, “How happy can ya be?” Like in *Eternal Sunshine*, Jim Carrey’s all, “Blessed are the forgetful,” and I’m thinkin’, maybe these escorts forget the weirdos they meet! Hahaha, that laugh, oy!

Uta Hallant

Follow. I saw this photo set and immediately thought “Tsukiyama would”. thatspookyagent · @toastyyghostie!!! tg-headcanons. FRENCH WHORE!!! 16, notes.

After that, I head to my meeting. It’s at this office on Via dei Fabbri. I walk in, and it’s all serious business. But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, sending memes. I can’t help but laugh. The serious vibe? Gone! My boss gives me the look. You know the one. I’m like, “Chill, it’s just a meme!”

UTA expands tuition and fees reimbursement program