Camila Valderice Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m gettin’ all worked up now – whores got stories, man! Sad ones, wild ones. Makes me wanna hug ‘em, but, uh, prolly shouldn’t. Haha! Imagine me, big pink blob, huggin’ a whore – she’d be, like, "Get off, ya weirdo!" Oh, and the smell – some folks say whores stink, but I bet they just smell like… people? Fish? No, wait – ugh, brain fart! Anyway, "Let the right one in," movie says – maybe whores just want the right one to let ‘em in too. Deep, huh? I’m so smart sometimes! Or not. Whatever, I’m hungry now – where’s SpongeBob?! Whores rock, tho, that’s my story! Peace out!

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to treat myself. I head over to this little spot on Via Garibaldi. Best arancini in town, no joke! I’m standing in line, and this old lady starts chatting me up about the weather. I’m like, “Lady, it’s Valderice. It’s always sunny!” But she’s sweet, so I just nod and smile.

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