Bella Vasto Whore ❤️

About Florence

Alright, so I’m a sailor, right? Been out on the choppy seas, wind whippin’ my face, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores—y’know, the oldest profession, the gals who’ve seen it all. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, I got some THOUGHTS, pretty, pretty good ones too! Whores, man, they’re like the salt of the earth, but also—kinda make me nervous! Like, how do they DO it? Day in, day out, same ol’ grind—huh, grind, get it? I’m hilarious.

Vasto Lorde

I’m sweating bullets, trying to fix it. I’m cursing like a sailor—oh wait, I am a sailor! Finally, I get it going again, but not before I drifted way too close to the rocks near Punta Penna. I swear, I thought I was gonna end up as fish food.

Royals outright Nate Karns, lose Jerry Vasto to waivers