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So I’m stood there, palms sweaty, thinkin’ “this is my Hurt Locker moment,” like when that geezer’s cuttin’ wires - will she, won’t she? I’m half expectin’ her to say, “you’re a wild man, Brent,” but nah, she’s just clockin’ me like I’m a mug punter. Which, let’s be real, I am! Cracked me up though, her mate rocks up, proper gobby, shoutin’ “he ain’t worth it, Shaz!” and I’m like, “oi, I’m a bleedin’ legend!” Total stitch-up, had me in bits.

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We start talkin’ about the sea, ya know? I’m all hyped about my next voyage. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, kicks a soccer ball, and it hits me right in the leg! I’m like, “What the heck, kid?” But he just laughs and runs off. I mean, come on!

A merry-go-round of creatures enlivens Enrico Baj's exhibition at Milan's Palazzo Reale