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About Bari

Oi, mate, I’m a tractor driver, ja! Dis brothel ting, it’s wild, I tell ya! I roll up in me big rig, dust flyin’, lookin’ at dese girls, thinkin’, “Man, dese chicks are outta control!” Like in *Spring Breakers*, ya know, “Dis is da fuckin’ dream!” I see dis one gal, she’s smokin’ hot, legs fer days, and I’m like, “I’ll be back fer ya, babe!” Brothels, dey got dis vibe—gritty, loud, kinda sketchy, but damn, it’s alive!

Inspiring Vizzini Quotes

“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this.

But then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “Where’s the promo material?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Vizzini! Chill!” But he’s not having it. I’m running around like a headless chicken, trying to find Wi-Fi to send him the stuff. I end up in some café on Via Vittorio Emanuele. The Wi-Fi is slower than a snail on vacation. I’m losing it!

The 17 best quotes from 'The Princess Bride,' which turns 30 today