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The apps tho, they’re a circus—clowns galore. Profiles full of “DTF” and bad selfies. Funniest bit? Some twat wrote “looking for soulmate” but can’t spell “soul.” I’m cackling, picturing Boonmee’s monkey ghosts swiping for a root. Oh, and the sexting—christ, it’s like “show me ya bits” in five secs flat. Used to be you’d buy a pint first, now it’s straight to “wanna fk?” Annoys me, that—where’s the bloody charm?

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Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out! I’m like, “What the heck?!” The fridge is gonna spoil everything! I’m runnin’ around like a headless chicken, tryin’ to save the goods. I swear, I almost tripped over a box of sausages. Can you imagine? A butcher trippin’ over sausages? Classic!

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