Freya Zuni Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Milan

So I’m sittin’ there, patchin’ a window, mullin’ it over. Whore’s got layers, like. Makes me mad, tho—people chuck it round all nasty-like now. “You’re a whore!” they yell, an’ I’m like, oi, calm it, yeah? Used to be a job, a gig! Some lass in 1600s London, feedin’ her kids, dodgin’ plague—respect, I say! But nah, now it’s just a big ol’ insult. Pisses me off, grrr, kickin’ me toolbox—ow!

If the Zuni fetish doll had a younger brotha, he’d be Ooga Booga!

Zuni's been around since, well, forever. Not really but it seems like it. Judy Rodgers has been working her magic since the 80's (Come on, sing.

First off, I hit up Main St. You know, the one with all the shops? Yeah, that place was packed. Like, who knew Zuni could get so crowded? I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to navigate my big ol’ machine through the throngs of people. I swear, I almost took out a hot dog stand. The guy was yellin’ at me, “Hey! Watch it!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not tryin’ to be a hot dog killer!”

Zuni Cafe is one SF restaurant that's been on every Top 100 list