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About Turin

Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

White Agate

Finally, I get to the farm, and it’s chaos. Sheep everywhere! I’m talkin’ about a wooly stampede. I grab my shears, and it’s on. I’m in the zone, snippin’ away, and then BAM! One of the sheep decides it’s a good idea to headbutt me. I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m just tryin’ to give you a haircut!” But nah, this sheep’s got other plans.

Sicilian Red Wines that are simply perfect for the holidays