Eliza Agrigento Brothel ❤️

About Naples

Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah. Back in the day—Victorian times, I think?—fancy ones had secret rooms. Rich jerks hid there, playin’ cards, sippin’ whiskey, while the girls worked. Kinda sneaky, kinda cool. Gets me thinkin’, “Who’s the real prisoner here?” Like Oh Dae-su, locked up, confused, horny—oops, did I say that? D’oh!

Agrigento (Sicily) Vacation Packages

Founded around BC by Greek colonists from Gela, Agrigento, then known as Akragas, was one of the leading cities during the golden age of Ancient Greece.

Then, I head over to the Valley of the Temples. OMG, the temples are stunning! I mean, the Temple of Concordia is like, ancient but still standing strong. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I feel like I’m in a history book or something. But then, I trip over a rock. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this group of tourists starts laughing. I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up!” But inside, I’m dying.

A Semicircular Classroom Found in the Gymnasium of Agrigento Is the Oldest Known in the Greek World