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About Bari

I love me some *Inherent Vice* vibes—brothel’s got that same wild energy. “Sorta like a flash sideways,” Doc’d mutter, and I feel it! Girls in there, tough as nails, runnin’ the show—makes me happy, y’all. Power in them heels! But lordy, the pimps? Greasy fellas, struttin’ like roosters—pissed me off somethin’ fierce. Wanna rev my engine and mow ‘em down! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d do it laughin’.

Destinations

The cheapest way to get from Alghero to L.P. Truncu Reale costs only $7, and the quickest way takes just 29 mins. Find the travel option that best suits.

After that, I stroll down to the Lungomare. The sea is glistening, and I’m feeling all poetic. I mean, who wouldn’t? The waves are crashing, and I’m thinking, “This is life!” But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and steals my croissant! Like, what the heck?! I’m standing there, mouth agape, croissant thief flying off into the sunset. I’m yelling, “Hey! Come back, you feathered bandit!” People are staring. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m that guy now.”

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