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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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You have probably studied a variety of ethical theories in your ethics classes, including virtue ethics, deontology, and utilitarianism.

After that fiasco, I decide to take a stroll down to the waterfront. The view from Lungomare is stunning! The waves crashing, the sun glistening on the water. I’m feeling all philosophical, like, “Man, this is life.” But then, I see a bunch of kids throwing rocks into the water. I’m like, “Noooo! You’re scaring the fish!” I mean, come on! Can’t a guy enjoy his day without worrying about the ecosystem?

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